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<Saul> | Man, today was awesome. |
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<Saul> | We all got sent home like 5 hours early because the whole system shorted out and went down. |
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<kilik> | explain. |
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<Saul> | Well, in our office, the doors are always left open because the air con doesnt work. |
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<Saul> | And as a result flies come in from outside. |
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<Saul> | Last year we got some of those electric fly killers installed, you know the ones that glow blue and zap the flies that fly into them? |
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<Saul> | Well today I'm at the watercooler taking a 5-min break. |
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<Saul> | And I swear to God, the biggest bluebottle on the face of the Earth buzzes in. |
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<Saul> | It's like 3 inches long. |
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<Saul> | Goes straight for the zapper and flies into it. |
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<Saul> | The explosion knocked out the power to the entire floor. |
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