| bloodninja> | Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you. |
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j_gurli3> | thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u. |
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bloodninja> | A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure. |
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j_gurli3> | haha, ok lets go. |
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j_gurli3> | i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck. |
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bloodninja> | I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory. |
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j_gurli3> | haha, ok, u know that turns me on. |
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j_gurli3> | i start unbuttoning ur shirt. |
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bloodninja> | Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts. |
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j_gurli3> | No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game. |
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bloodninja> | Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass. |
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j_gurli3> | stop, cmon be serious. |
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bloodninja> | It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass. |
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bloodninja> | I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet. |
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j_gurli3> | thats it. |
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bloodninja> | Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn. |
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bloodninja> | Goddam am I hard now. |
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