| <Godsey> | I have a great idea for a porn movie |
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<Godsey> | Humping Dumpty |
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<_megan_> | we had a 70 year old man fixing our huge fence while you sat your ass and watched him |
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<Godsey> | all the kings horses and all the kings men couldn't satisfy Dumpty again |
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<mannyh> | haha |
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