| <Genasirus> | #3928 +(8)- [X] |
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<Genasirus> | <illfates> the first time I had an orgasm |
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<Genasirus> | <illfates> i had my dick buried all the way into a stuffed animal |
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<Genasirus> | <illfates> a kangaroo named "Fred" |
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<jhtm> | that so beats my first orgasm story |
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<jhtm> | I was playing with my parents massager |
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<Genasirus> | wtf? |
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<jhtm> | and all of a sudden I passed out |
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<jhtm> | it sucked |
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