| <BalkanEmperorGlaug> | Another flight attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: "We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal." |
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<Schroe[Sleepies]> | On my first flight ever, the captain came on over the intercom - |
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<Schroe[Sleepies]> | "We aren't really a flight crew ... but we did stay at a Holiday Inn Express!" |
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<mike> | :P |
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<mike> | i wanna be a pilot |
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<mike> | then i can come over the intercom, "What's this button do...OH FUCKING SHIT!!" |
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<mike> | then after panic ensues, "Just kidding!" |
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<Glaug-Eldare> | "The weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but we'll try to have them fixed before we arrive." |
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<Glaug-Eldare> | Then you can get fired! |
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<Glaug-Eldare> | =D |
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<mike> | then i can get a job that's on the ground! |
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<Glaug-Eldare> | And throw wrenches at planes' windows while they're taking off? |
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<mike> | i was thinking more along the lines of programming |
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