| <cassius_clay13> | so I was with my friend bryan the other night in a bar |
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<cassius_clay13> | well he got really drunk and said he was gonna puke |
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<cassius_clay13> | so i helped him walk to the toilet |
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<cassius_clay13> | all the stalls were occupied |
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<emoti_conartist> | lol |
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<cassius_clay13> | bryan is a rugby player... so a big guy |
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<cassius_clay13> | so he fucking KICKS one of the stall doors open |
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<cassius_clay13> | and there's this guy in there taking a shit |
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<emoti_conartist> | hahahahahaha |
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<cassius_clay13> | and bryan throws up ALL OVER HIM |
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<cassius_clay13> | then (this is genius) bryan thinks 'oh shit... if i were taking a shit and someone came in and was sick all over me, i'd want to fuck him up... so i'd better hit him first' |
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<cassius_clay13> | so he fucking SMACKS this guy in the face |
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<cassius_clay13> | and runs away |
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<cassius_clay13> | imagine being that guy... WORST NIGHT OUT EVER |
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