| <reston> | make jizz ice cubes |
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<reston> | thats a fun party prank |
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<stu> | you realize that's cryogenics |
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<reston> | yeah but imagine when a chick puts one in her drink |
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<stu> | what if she puts it up her twat |
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<reston> | the sperm will be dead |
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<stu> | she could get pregnant from an icecube |
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<stu> | no it wouldn't |
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<reston> | yea it would |
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<stu> | uh. |
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<stu> | how do you think IVF works? |
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<reston> | theyre organisms |
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<reston> | theyd die |
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<reston> | i dunno |
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<reston> | you know too much about sperm |
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<stu> | well, i have a lot. |
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