| Alh4zred> | You know, I realized something. |
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GenduShini> | You love me? |
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Alh4zred> | I'd rather play games than have sex, you know why? |
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Alh4zred> | Think about it. |
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Alh4zred> | During sex, you have to please TWO people. |
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Alh4zred> | Or more. |
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GenduShini> | because Games last more than 10 minutes |
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GenduShini> | err |
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GenduShini> | that too |
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Alh4zred> | AND |
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Alh4zred> | In a game, if you're not doing well, someone just goes "fgt" or something |
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GenduShini> | and you just go "my current PC sucks" or "It's an off day" |
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GenduShini> | But in the sack... |
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Alh4zred> | In real life, you have some chick (in my case) that goes "Are you a faggot? That sucked" |
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Alh4zred> | You can't blame a bad orgasm on lag. |
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Alh4zred> | Dude. |
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Alh4zred> | You can't. |
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Alh4zred> | "I faked all those orgasms" |
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Alh4zred> | "stfu i was pinging 300" |
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