| <Coota> | Hmmm... I'm in a dilemma. I'm in love with accents, especially British ones, but I don't like fat girls. Now, the girl who wants to make out with me *does* have an accent, but she is a little overweight... what to do... |
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<PatPandaHat> | make her exercise before you'll make out with her. |
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<Coota> | Pat: Hee. Tell her I have a minimum PFT score requirement before I make out with a girl? ;) |
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<Darien> | tell her it's a religious thing |
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<PatPandaHat> | "Sorry, I don't do pork unless it's lean." |
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