| <Talwin> | I masturbate cause my hand doesn't give me any backtalk |
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<Talwin> | I'm like "Get down there bitch" |
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<Talwin> | And its all "!! k" |
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<Talwin> | And afterwards it cleans itself off and doesn't say a thing |
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<soap> | i some times make a little puppet with my hand, and make it talk before i masturbate with it, saying things like "no, please...i'm a virgin!" and stuff like that. you know, resisting a bit. i like foreplay when i masturbate. |
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