| *IgnusDei learned that no matter how bad things are, it will never be quite as bad as the time he masturbated in the adult secton of the video store...which of course was under vidcam surveillance |
<IgnusDei> | ZING! |
<mltutorial> | if i didnt like the current topic |
<mltutorial> | that would be there right now |
<DrFurious> | it could be worse |
<DrFurious> | you could have masturbated in the gay adult section of the video store |
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