| EmoKidDavey> | I once masturbated 24 times in 24 hours |
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Fallen_Tabris> | O_O |
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Fallen_Tabris> | That's really unhealthy. |
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Fallen_Tabris> | How much juice did you get out? |
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Fallen_Tabris> | when you have so little left, is it even called masturbating any more? |
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Fallen_Tabris> | When you've done it that many times in a day. |
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EmoKidDavey> | yeah |
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EmoKidDavey> | a stick comes out and a flag unfurls that says bang |
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