| <PitChic> | did you all see about that 97 year old woman who was found alive in the rubble of the earthquake in Iran, after 8 days burried? |
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<Marcus``> | that's fucked up |
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<Marcus``> | old people are like indestructible, as long as they don't don't fall down and break their hip |
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<Marcus``> | help! i've fallen and I can't get up! |
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<Marcus``> | and a house is on me! |
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