| <Knives> | hey jiv |
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<Knives> | do you know the 4 types of female orgasms? |
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* Jiv admits he does not |
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<Knives> | Well, the first, is the Religious orgasm |
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<Knives> | or the, Spiritual orgasm |
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<Knives> | it goes something like this |
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<Knives> | "Oh GOD! oh GOD! OH OH OH GOD!" |
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<Knives> | the 2nd, is the positive orgasm---" OH YES! OH YES! OH YES!" |
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<Knives> | to which comes the third, the negative orgasm... "OH NO! OH NO! OH NO!" |
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<Knives> | and then finally |
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<Knives> | the fake orgasm |
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<Knives> | "OH JIV! OH JIV! OH OH JIV!" |
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<Hawk> | lol |
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<Jiv> | ....bitch |
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