<Digby> | what if the man empirically measure them ? ;) |
<Digby> | length, girth, tensile strength, and volume ;) |
<_Matty> | volume?? "hey, baby, i've got a loud cock" ?? |
<_Matty> | wtf? |
<Tig`One> | "hey babe wanna hear my cock shout?" |
<^Dozy^> | that'd be an impressive chat up line |
<Guede> | Brings new meaning to pump up the volume. |
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