| <Tscully> | It's Christmas. We show up at my grandmas house. I'm 14. |
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<Tscully> | It comes time to open the presents, she brings out this little square-shaped flat present, wrapped in christmas paper. |
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<Tscully> | I wonder what it is, what joyous gift from grandma could be so small in volume? |
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<Tscully> | I open it, and see the words "AOL Internet Trial CD" on the cover of a cardboard disc holder, with a 14-day AOL trial CD inside. |
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<Tscully> | Confused, I asked her what it was. |
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<Tscully> | She proudly proclaimed "I've bought you fourteen days of free internet!" |
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<Tscully> | And that's why I hate christmas. |
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