| <DaynaGirl> | I had an app once... it adjusted your volume to full in all regards... then screamed out into the darkness "Hey!!! Look at me!!! Â I'm watching PORN over here!!!" |
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<DaynaGirl> | then it kindly returned everything back to normal settings. |
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<reiser> | hahaha DaynaGirl |
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<zarko> | DaynaGirl: i believe i saw such a web site |
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<zarko> | it opened dozens of windows, filled with gay porn, and played that msg repetitively |
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<zarko> | well, it said "GAY porn" |
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<DaynaGirl> | I thought it was so funny... I renamed it "DaynaNude.Exe" and kept a copy on the desktop. |
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<DaynaGirl> | one night at about 2am... I'm awoken to the app playing... |
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<DaynaGirl> | I rush out to my puter to find my mother turning forty shades of purple... |
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