Rimbaud> | oh my god |
Rimbaud> | do you have half a minute? |
tlaryko> | yes. what? |
Rimbaud> | I just opened a package for the office |
Rimbaud> | addressed to ________(1) |
Rimbaud> | I thought it was toner |
Rimbaud> | :/ |
Rimbaud> | HARDCORE DVD GAY PORN |
tlaryko> | ?!?!?!?!?!?! :-)) |
Rimbaud> | He's not here, thank god |
Rimbaud> | We're all pissing ourselves laughing |
Rimbaud> | I taped it back up |
tlaryko> | poor puggy! |
Rimbaud> | Seriously grim front cover too |
Rimbaud> | I'm disturbed |
tlaryko> | can i tell my sister? this is too funny |
Rimbaud> | sure |
tlaryko> | oh I had a mighty good chuckle. |
Rimbaud> | _______(2) was barely surprised |
Rimbaud> | Although she's still laughing hysterically |
Rimbaud> | Apparently my reaction was funny |
tlaryko> | what was your reaction? |
Rimbaud> | Before I had finished opening it, I made some comment about it probably being gay porn for _________(1) |
Rimbaud> | Then it was |
Rimbaud> | And I sort of screamed in fright |
tlaryko> | hehehehehehehehe |
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