| @Morkoth> | i drove over a man changing his tire on the highway once |
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@Morkoth> | they never caught me |
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[P]Rhea> | *The FBI monitors all channels on IRC* |
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@Morkoth> | fucker ruined my suspension |
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@Morkoth> | Did I say drove over? I meant got out and helped |
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@Morkoth> | yep helped him change the tire |
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@Morkoth> | after setting off regulation flares, and parking 3 meters from the bumpber and activating my four way signals |
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