| <Splinton> | So I'm on my honeymoon with my wife right...and after we're done fucking, I get up to go to the bathroom, and without thinking I left a $50 on the bed. |
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<Aron> | Oh shit.. |
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<Splinton> | Yeah... |
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<Aron> | She'll get over it right though? She can't possibly expect you've never been with a woman up til now? |
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<Splinton> | Yeah that's not what I'm worried about...she gave me $20 change! |
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