| <okoshun> | The cat's have the right idea..lying on the cool tiles in the dark. |
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<max> | That |
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<max> | Of course they have the right idea. Cat's are perfect. |
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<max> | Or so they like to believe :) |
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<okoshun> | The *are* perfect. ;) |
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<max> | Then explain why the hell the cat fell off my desk yesterday? |
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<max> | You know how I have a corner desk? |
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<okoshun> | A gravitational flaw. |
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<max> | he was lying on his back, and rolled over to stand up |
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<max> | And managed to put his front paw in the empty space in the corner between the two segments |
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<max> | So he put his weight on it to get up, and fell down |
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<okoshun> | max: He did that on purpose. |
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<max> | It was funny as hell. |
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<okoshun> | max: He knew you needed a laugh. |
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<max> | he looked mortified. He left shortly after. |
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<okoshun> | You're just projecting your feelings onto the cat. ;) |
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