<Hatamoto> | I'd like to make 2 comments of public interest: |
<Hatamoto> | #1 - Barium contrast substrate tastes like a day-old mcdonalds strawberry milkshake with tums ground up in it. Eech. The little lemon-lime 'fizzy pills' you gotta swallow taste like ass too. |
<Hatamoto> | #2 - Hospital robes are way too fucking small. |
<Hatamoto> | ... thank you. |
<Hatamoto> | Oh yes, and one more thing: |
<Hatamoto> | #3 - Barium burps. The gift that just keeps on giving. |
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