| <via_> | okay, so my white trashiness knows no bounds |
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<via_> | my dad had to thaw out the turkey quickly |
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<via_> | so guess how he does it? |
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<antiuser> | blowtorch? |
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<concaf> | deep fry? |
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<via_> | he throws a 25lbs turkey in the spa for 20 minutes |
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<concaf> | HAHAHHAH |
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<Wevah> | GET YOUR FLAME THROWERS OUT |
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<via_> | worked like a charm |
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