| <Belhade> | my gf wanted to use Saran Wrap one night when we didn't have anything else |
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<Belhade> | I was like, uhm, no, it's a dick, not a turkey sandwich |
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<Dipstick`> | it's beef... but not that kind of beef |
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<Belhade> | caucasian...the other white meat |
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