| <@AntiHeiss> | friend of mine went to jail last night |
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<@AntiHeiss> | he probably isn't getting out for a while |
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<%The_Coolest> | y? |
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<+Enyo> | why? |
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<%The_Coolest> | :o |
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<@AntiHeiss> | it was a girl cop, she was pretty cute too |
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<@AntiHeiss> | she said anything you say can and will be held against you....he sat there for a while and said 'tits' |
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