| <@sioux> | it's going to be tricky tomorrow, i don't know if i'll make it |
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<@sioux> | so if something happens to me, will one of you come and delete my pr0n? |
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<@sioux> | i don't want my mother to find it |
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<@sioux> | but please make sure i'm dead. wait until after the funeral. don't delete that shit while i'm still on life support or in a coma or something |
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<@sioux> | if by some "act of god" or a donor organ i'm miraculously saved, and i come home and all my pr0n is gone, i'm going to kill myself |
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