| <Last_of_the_Brunnen_G> | Arafat is in his office, alone, when his bodyguards hear a loud explosion inside his office. Rushing in, they see him on the floor, face bloodied, and they ask, "What happened, Mr. Chairman?" |
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<Last_of_the_Brunnen_G> | "A letter bomb" exclaimed the injured despot. "But a letter bomb would have wounded your hands, not your mouth," replied one of his experienced men. Arafat replies, "I was sealing it." |
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