| <cjr> | My dad was in Edinburgh on holiday, and he was walking around a street with lots of expensive restaurants |
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<cjr> | And there was a homeless guy selling magazines at the corner |
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<cjr> | So he bought one, and had a chat |
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<cjr> | Then he asked "Do you know any good restaurants around here?" |
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<cjr> | The homeless guy just stares at him for about ten seconds and says "Yeah, I don't really eat out very often... but I'd imagine they are all pretty good" |
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<cjr> | I think my dad ran away after that |
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