| <Runter> | If I ever become ruler of the world |
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<Runter> | I'm going to hold huge "Where's Waldo" contests |
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<Runter> | Dress one guy up as waldo and put him in a crowd of like 1000 people |
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<Runter> | and get people from helicopters to try to find him |
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<Runter> | to win they have to shoot him |
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<Jay> | Why would you have to shoot him? |
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<Runter> | Because I've always wanted to fucking kill waldo. I mean seriously who doesn't fucking hate him? |
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<Jay> | I don't |
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<Runter> | Well then, do you like dress-up? |
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