| <HORNYFAQR> | : im afraid one of the kindergardeners is hitting on me now |
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<Hades_Dragoon> | : ... |
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<HORNYFAQR> | : he's giving me winks and eye raises |
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<HORNYFAQR> | : i'm scared |
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<Hades_Dragoon> | : he's gonna take you in the night |
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<Hades_Dragoon> | : he's following you as we speak |
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<HORNYFAQR> | : well none of them know where i live |
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<Hades_Dragoon> | : that's why he's following you |
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