| slurpee> | Ashley was like "Derek gimme a ride to work" |
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slurpee> | and Derek responded "What do I get out of this?" |
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slurpee> | and ashley said "If you give me a ride to work, I'll give you Guin" |
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slurpee> | and I was like "What the fuck kinda reward is that, that's like saying "If you loan me $10, I'll give you herpes"" |
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