| <@parasyte> | I went straight towards my room where my nice large full size bed I had since I was 5 years old awaited me. I opened the door and... |
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<@parasyte> | ... there is my sister, riding her fat boyfriend, fucking his brains out. |
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<@parasyte> | My first thought was, "Wow, she had perky tits". My second thought was, "Wow, so does he", |
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