| <wild-> | u want to know a good jacking method? |
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<wild-> | get a baggie |
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<wild-> | dump some lube in it |
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<wild-> | then stick yer dick in it |
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<wild-> | and throw everything between the boxspring and matress |
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<wild-> | then go to town |
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<BlackDeth> | you're a masturbating champion |
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<wild-> | BlackDeth: i wish i could claim i invented it :( but i stole it from www.jackinworld.com |
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