| <^_-> | DICK SMELLS LIKE PICKLES. |
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<^_-> | PARTIALLY BECAUSE OF THE DRIED SEMEN. |
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<Funk> | My dried semen doesn't smell like pickles |
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<Funk> | :/ |
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<Funk> | It smells like bleach |
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<^_-> | THAT'S WHAT MINE SMELLS LIKE WHEN IT'S WET |
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<^_-> | IT'S LIKE BLEACHY-CHLORINE |
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<Funk> | That was my excuse for jacking off in the swimming pool |
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<Funk> | "But I thought it would make the pool cleaner :( :( :(" |
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<wildkarrdex> | THAT WAS YOUR COURT DEFENCE? |
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<wildkarrdex> | YOU COULD HAVE CLAIMED IT WAS AN INVOLUNTARY SPASM |
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<Funk> | An involuntary spasm that made me hold a 6 year old underneath me for the duration? |
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