<`bare> | mm this PCMCIA card smells soo good |
<`bare> | smells like fabric softener and cologne |
<`bare> | I can't fucking stop smelling it |
<`bare> | I am such a whore |
<mef> | insert into rectum |
<rolloffle> | lol |
<`bare> | No that would kill the good smell |
<`bare> | and plus it is shaped like a credit card |
<`bare> | doesn't fit well |
<`bare> | ergonomically like |
<rolloffle> | lol |
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