<Targen> | I'm using a particular method to take the gas out of my coke that involves sinking the bottle's head somewhat deeply into my mouth...and some of the coke was dripping out because of a miscalculation. |
<Targen> | and my hand was right next to my nose |
<Targen> | I don't think I have to tell you what my hand smells like |
<Targen> | but the point is... eww, I will never use this method again |
<Ender_Ray> | thats what you get for having oral sex with a coke bottle : |
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