| niteowl7710> | When I went to the website to see what the current cover |
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niteowl7710> | And I got a pop-up from Spice.net...offering me (and I quote) |
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niteowl7710> | MONSTER TITS -- THE LARGEST BREASTS ALLOWED BY LAW |
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enigmamofm> | Wow. |
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enigmamofm> | wait |
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enigmamofm> | "By law?" |
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niteowl7710> | That sir, is what it said |
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enigmamofm> | There's some sort of regulatory legislature on this issue? |
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niteowl7710> | I'm not sure but I now have a new goal in life |
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niteowl7710> | Figure out how to get a job in the Department of Health & Human Services (makes sense to me) |
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niteowl7710> | In the "Breast Measurement Bureau" |
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niteowl7710> | I'm sorry ma'am but those are just too large, I'm going to have to fine you |
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niteowl7710> | Well yes Ms. I'm sure this does just seem like titty fucking, but I assure you is a valuable tool we use here at the B.M.B. |
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enigmamofm> | You are a credit to you community sir. |
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