| <Naruto> | It's always a haunted attic, isn't it? |
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<Naruto> | It's never a haunted toliet that explodes with water at 3am. |
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<Naruto> | That would be the shit. |
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<Naruto> | literally. >) |
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<Naruto> | If I were a ghost, that's the kind of random shit I'd do. |
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<Naruto> | I'd open the fridge and take out all the mustard. |
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<Naruto> | Then I'd hoard it and bring it back later and put it in the dishwasher. |
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<Naruto> | and the people would open it up "WTF?! There's 39 jars of mustard in here!" |
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<Naruto> | and lawn flamingos |
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<Naruto> | I would hoard those like nobody's business. |
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<Naruto> | I'd be a fun ghost. |
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