| <Kobe_Tai> | guy comes in complaining of abdominal/rectal pain |
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<Kobe_Tai> | all of his vitals look okay |
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<Kobe_Tai> | no abdominal distension |
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<Kobe_Tai> | no nauseau/vomiting |
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<Kobe_Tai> | we go ahead and admit him |
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<Kobe_Tai> | and during his initial body audit |
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<Kobe_Tai> | I see scratches and tearing all around his anus |
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<Kobe_Tai> | so I'm like "have you been raped? or eaten anything unusual?" |
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<Kobe_Tai> | and hes like "no" |
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<Kobe_Tai> | so I make him an appointment with radiology |
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<Kobe_Tai> | and send him down for an Abdominal Ultrasound |
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<Kobe_Tai> | about 45 minutes later, they're calling me |
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<Kobe_Tai> | and they're like "OMFG COME DOWN HERE" |
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<Kobe_Tai> | so I go down |
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<Kobe_Tai> | and theyre all like white as ghosts |
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<Kobe_Tai> | I put the film up on the slidr |
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<Kobe_Tai> | *slider |
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<Kobe_Tai> | the guy failed to mention that he had ?AN ENTIRE VLASIC PICLE JAR RAMMED UP HIS ASS |
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<Kobe_Tai> | pickle |
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<Kobe_Tai> | so, we sent him to surgery |
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<Kobe_Tai> | and because the lid was off |
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<Kobe_Tai> | it formed a vacuum |
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<Kobe_Tai> | and they had a real hard time removing it |
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<Kobe_Tai> | no, they drilled a hole in it to release the vacuum |
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<Kobe_Tai> | when they did he hemorrhafed |
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<Kobe_Tai> | *hemorhagged |
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<alex> | all he wanted was to have a good time :( |
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<alex> | first of all if i wanted to have anal sex with a jar i would find one of those plastic ones |
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