| <AaA> | last year when i was working as a day laborer after i got laid off from my other job, i was hired by a contractor to expand a deck for this couple |
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<AaA> | it was going to be expanded out to the son's old room on the second floor, and so they also wanted the walls of the room ripped out |
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<AaA> | so i grabbed a sledgehammer and began pounding out the walls around the closet, and i lost my grip and it fell out of my hand |
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<AaA> | the hammer hits the floor, and about a quarter of the flooring in the closet gives way and i fall through and crash down onto the dining room table, which had dishes and stuff on it, i got cut up pretty good |
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<AaA> | the owners ran inside to find me on the crushed table. |
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<AaA> | it was then they mentioned that their son had a habit of pissing in the closet during the night. |
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<AaA> | :/ |
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