| <Drav> | where the hell can a well-intended, modest, christian fellow go to get a handjob around here? |
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<ktrout> | look no further than the end of your arm |
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<CoverSlide> | Drav: are you under 12? |
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<CoverSlide> | because you could become catholic |
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