| <[m1]> | imagine filling a realdoll with ketchup and dropping it from the top of a building |
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<[m1]> | and your friend is bellow, and you seti tup so he's standing there when the realdoll lands |
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<[m1]> | and he start jerking off |
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<[m1]> | and quoting Macbeth |
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<friar> | imagine filling a realdoll full of mayonaise and leaving it in a carpark while it all oozes out |
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<friar> | imagine putting your cock inside teddy ruxpin so you see the tip everytime he opens his mouth |
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