| <~DuDE~> | My sister was driving home today |
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<~DuDE~> | Somebody comited suicide by jumping of a bridge onto the motorway |
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<~DuDE~> | And landed on my sister's bonnet! |
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<Barnes> | Jesus christ that's terrible! |
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<Barnes> | She'll lose her no claims discount on her insurance! |
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