| <Slave> | So good party round mine, wasn't it Duncan |
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<Player45> | Hell yeh! |
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<Johanna> | oh really? |
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<Player45> | Yeh we all got completely fucked up, except the one problem |
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<Slave> | Problem? |
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<Player45> | Yeh, your sister and her electric toothbrush, hell she must have kept me up half the night using that thing, her teeth must be super clean |
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<Slave> | Electric toothbrush? She doesn't have one, no one in my family has one |
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<Johanna> | hmm.. |
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<Slave> | OH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING MOPED! |
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