| <Blindsight> | I am so fucking pissed off at my roomate's dogs |
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<Blindsight> | I walked out in the kitchen and one was rooting through the trash |
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<Blindsight> | I said "cage", and normally they'll go in their cage cause they know their bad |
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<Blindsight> | but the one fucking whore, ran in my room |
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<Blindsight> | I went in my room and was like "CAGE" and it started pissing, I scared it so it pisses |
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<Blindsight> | I was mega pissed |
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<Blindsight> | fucked up the dog and threw him in the cage |
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<Blindsight> | cleaned up the piss then I'm sitting here |
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<Blindsight> | and I hear a pissing noise |
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<Blindsight> | I look over and the other mother fucker is "marking his territory" over the other one's piss!!! |
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<Blindsight> | so I fucked that one up and threw him in the cage |
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<Blindsight> | jesus christ |
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