| <Domsey> | Woah, I got the weirdest moment of my entire life this morning |
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<bender> | what happened? |
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<Domsey> | you know, there was a party at my neighbours' last night |
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<bender> | yeah, you've been fucking drunk.. |
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<Domsey> | you've been there, too? |
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<bender> | sure... |
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<Domsey> | well, you see i can't remember anything |
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<Domsey> | but this morning I woke up in my bed, and there was my mom lying next to me. |
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<bender> | wtf...? |
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<Domsey> | That's exactly what i thought |
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<Domsey> | So, my mom got up instantly when i woke up, smiled at me and said "U're so much better than your dad is." then she left the room |
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<bender> | OMFG!!! |
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<bender> | you didnt do that! TELL ME IT WASNT LIKE THAT!!! TELL ME YOU'RE A DUMBASS LIAR!!! |
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<Domsey> | no, i'm not lying |
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<bender> | OMG!!! |
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<Domsey> | but it turned out she was playing a trick on me. Paycheck for coming home late, all drunk. |
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<bender> | ... |
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<bender> | your mom's such a freak. o.O |
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