| mattwindu> | my 10 yo sister called 911 for no reason |
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mattwindu> | while she was home alon |
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mattwindu> | i left her for a fucking half hour while i went to blockbuster |
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mattwindu> | you know why she called? not that she was alone... |
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mattwindu> | but because the toilet wouldn't stop flushing |
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