| <heffalump75> | so i was doing my food and tech exam, right.. |
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<heffalump75> | and for some reason they asked me to explain three different methods of cooking potatoes. |
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<heffalump75> | I'd just recently watched LOTR as well. |
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<mmmBoris> | Uh oh i can see where this is going |
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<heffalump75> | In the first box i put "boil em," the second i put "mash em" and the third i put "stick em in a stew." |
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<heffalump75> | And then on the side I drew a picture of Samwise Gamgee as best i could. |
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<heffalump75> | I got a massive tick and full marks for that question. |
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