| <b1u3> | when i was in like 5th grade, a DARE cop came to visit our class |
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<b1u3> | he was going through his whole deal like 'yes im a real police officer, and this is a real gun on my belt, and if you try to grab it im trained to break your arm upon reflex' and of course we had a doped up kid with ADD in our class who only heard 'this is a real gun, try to grab it' |
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