| <ssar> | Fuck... saw the girl who lived across the street from me at this dinner party. |
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<ssar> | I had always watched her through her window and shit... but man she just got even hotter. |
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<ssar> | Of course the urge to approach her was strong, but I'm pretty sure a line that one should never use as an icebreaker is "Hey what's up? I used to stalk you." |
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